and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years
Hoje devia ser o Dia Internacional da Hipocrisia porque, olha, tá fácil não.
Nossa, o que houve? O.o
I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!My people are pretty much only babies and dogs.
I miss those old kids shows. Ya know the ones where it was mostly serious, but could make you laugh several times an episode. The ones that made you feel motivated to do something important. The ones where there was that one boy and girl and you wanted them to get together but they didn’t until the very end so even though you were frustrated you still had that sense of fulfillment at the end.
god I miss those shows
What are you saying, there still are several shows like this.
he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.
i find it really angering that abusive friendships aren’t addressed as much as abusive relationships. they’re both very much alike, horrible, and do a great deal of damage. its hard to talk to someone about leaving an abusive friend and feel like you’re being taken seriously
"Notes of a Radical Lesbian" by Martha Shelley, 1969
As printed in Sisterhood Is Powerful: An Anthology of writings form the Women’s Liberation Movement, ed. Robin Morgan, 1970 (via donna-is)
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you’ll have to pay it back but only when you’re earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don’t pay it off after 30 years we’ll just write it off, don’t worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain’t gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you’re born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
brazillian government: uni’s free and here’s 400 bucks a month so you can buy books, don’t forget to register at our hospital, it’s also free. =)